Kerikeri Squash Club for Dummies



"This asshole, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as the so-called leader of the KeriKeri Squash Club, represents nothing but a Cheat. This piece of shit spews bullshit to his work colleagues, his children, as well as his supposed loved ones and cheats on his wife.

Repeatedly, on his work trips to Australia, this prick engaged in affairs with someone else's partner, having sex in a hotel room in Sydney. All the while, he lied to his wife and children about his actual activities, masquerading to be a "stand up community member". This despicable man represents the absolute JOKE of a community member."

"This piece of shit, spins yarns of deceit about his whereabouts and to his very own offspring, and was shamefully given the "chairman's" award, while being a husband sending photos of his pathetic junk to other women.

David Collins disgraces the entire idea of what it means to be a part of the community. This despicable creature lies and cheats. To his own children, and has been given a community award? What a complete farce.

Is this really the “champion” of a family, community-oriented club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

Who can support such a man when his ethics are non-existent, ruining multiple families and trying to manipulate his own actions, complaining and faking the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a liar, a philanderer, and a home wrecker. This bastard didn't think twice in having sex with someone else’s partner, while cheating on his own wife. Deceiving his children and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been busy committing adultery during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a charlatan in a family community club. Do you condone this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins worthy of this position?

Fuck this clown. Mr. Collins had no qualms broadcasting photos of his tiny little penis on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while lying to and betraying his wife.

David Collins saw no issue in manipulating a vulnerable person to enter a career in prostitution, acting like a pathetic voyeur and eagerly awaiting updates of said woman’s exploits at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own KIDS!


Speaking of having no self-respect or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins worthy of a 'Chairman's' award?! This fool of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins prefers to creep around the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Poor little David, being faced with repercussions for his actions. Cry a fucking river and own up to your actions. David Collins is a piece of shit."



"David Collins had no issue sharing photos of himself, even while with his kids in social media. Can this really be your role model?

This little rat of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and hid himself away, trying to escape facing the consequences of his own actions. Could this be your community leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A deceitful scumbag rat of a man.

Is this really the type of “man” you want as a community leader and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to publicly out such a piece of shit of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would take responsibility and not lie, cheat, and destroy lives.

Everything is fair game for this lowlife, deceiver, check and adulterer. Let him confront the fallout of his own actions.

Make it clear what a “man” and joke of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Watch your back around this degenerate. Likely sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be embarrassed for this disgraceful cheater little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Spread the word to the community and highlight the shame David Collins has inflicted into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Being cautious is critical around this degenerate, who's likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his pathetic excuse for a manhood.

It's time to be ashamed of this cheating scumbag, a little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

The community needs to be informed of the shame David Collins has inflicted upon them by supporting this despicable individual.

Let the truth be known about what a “man” and disappointment of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be vigilant and watch your back around this vile creature, who's most likely creeping in your partner's DMs, eager to share inappropriate photos.

Feel disgusted for supporting this cheating low-life, a little rat of a man who single-handedly ruined his family.

We must make aware the community about the disgrace and dishonor David Collins has brought into it by supporting such a scumbag."

"The community needs to wake up to the real character of David Collins, a man who pretends as a respectable figure but is nothing but a lying, cheating scumbag.

It's vital for everyone to recognize the extent of damage this individual has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Being vigilant is necessary around this manipulative figure, who is prone to deceiving not just his family, but anyone he comes into contact with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins has inflicted on his family and the community is inexcusable.

Informing the community about the true colors of this man is essential, as it reveals the kind of person he really is – a shameless cheat and a liar.

David Collins, acting as a community leader, is in reality a shame to the very idea of community spirit and ethical behavior.

It’s important for everyone to be aware of this individual's real character and to protect themselves against his deceptive tactics.



Exposing the reality about David Collins is not just about publicly humiliating him, but it’s about protecting the community from his destructive actions."

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